fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

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butthole

extra pocket

Guy 1: bro I got 3 pockets
Guy 2: dude what
Guy 1: come over tonight and you'll find out
Guy 7: butthole

by brick69 March 1, 2020

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butthole action

Butthole action is when your butthole is pounded for one hour straight then a horse dick is inserted so he can put his cream inside your intestines

John wanted butthole action from bill while the girls were away.

by John handcock 1233 November 28, 2017

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Canadian butthole

When a girl in the cold closes here coat hood really tight so it looks like a butthole and proceeds to give you head

It was so cold out I opted for the Canadian butthole

by Sparkysrevenge4 December 26, 2023

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National Axel Chavez butthole day

This day is April 24. You go tot he nearest Axel Chavez and pin him against the wall and insert your 9 inches into his tight butthole.

“Richie: hey Axel you know what day it is, I’ve been waiting for this day, It’s National Axel Chavez Butthole Day ”
“Axel: wait Richie we’re cousins.”
“Richie: Game is game now spread that tight hairy butthole.”
*axel crying*

by SkibiditolietRizz April 24, 2024

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