platter butt

an ass so flat you could serve on it.

"those jeans are too tight, they give you platter butt"

"your mom has platter butt"

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Butt Naked

(Noun) *smoking term
A joint that is rolled and smoked with marijuana only. No extra additives ie. tobacco, Fonto, blended herbs

Based in the DMV

Some peole like to smoke their j’s with tobacco in them but I smoke butt naked.

by StayHi71 September 29, 2020

Butt Wizard

A creature similar to the tooth fairy, but with erotic fantasies manily to do with the booty.

A person who loves male or female booty or who has mastered the booty. They can be called a butt wizard.

by firedragon6 March 06, 2009

Butt Heaving

Agressive diarrhea, more violent in nature than regular diarrhea, and where each episode requires a longer than normal visit to the restroom. Similar in nature to extreme vomiting after drinking WAY too much alcohol after a long night of partying except that material is ejected from the other end. (The word is funnier if pronounced "Buttheavin' ".)

Dude, why were you in there so long?
Sorry, I was butt heaving.

Don't go in there yet, someone was just in there buttheavin'.

by Internet Dan February 08, 2010

Butt Labor

Describes the uncomfortable feeling prior to eliminating solid waste from your digestive tract; also known as baking brownies. Butt labor is a sign that you must find a toilet within 10 minutes or less.

Pull the car over, I am going into butt labor!!!! I need to find a toilet ASAP!

by Missy & James Cole March 29, 2008

Pudgey Butt

A nicer name for an over weight person.

Hey pudgey butt hows it hanging!

by Quentin_B December 10, 2006

The Butt Feeling

That distinct feeling you get when you fall and land on something hard targeting mainly your tail bone and it feels like you are exhaling so hard that your lungs are going to implode. The pain is so extraordinary that all you can do is roll around holding your ass with both hands and making a constipated noise unable to talk or breath.

Kid board slides down a flat bar on his snowboard on a cold day and at the very end he washes out and hits his tailbone on the very edge.

Kid: UNNNNHHH
Other kid: I think that kid is dying
another kid: Nah he's just getting ... (Booming Echoing Voice) THE BUTT FEELING.

by hellomynameisntslimshady October 28, 2008