I lost money taking my investment advice from my Wifes Second Boyfriend.
Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
Really, by time the Wifes Second Boyfriend yells about a stock, you're usually too late to do anything about it.
by Krashlia March 9, 2021
Get the Wifes Second Boyfriend mug.Bob is an battery operated sexual object, used by women and men in the privacy of their homes or with others to seek sexual pleasure and climax.
Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) is becoming more and more popular than ever before now that the prices are more reasonable.
by Curvy Cajun September 16, 2016
Get the Bob (battery +operated +boyfriend) mug.That perfect guy you want but can't have for real because one or both of you are attached to someone else.
He was 6 ft tall, had a great bod, and was funny, warm, and sweet. Alas, I had to resign him to the ranks of a fantasy boyfriend because I didn't want to cheat on my guy.
by spiritygirl38 July 20, 2010
Get the Fantasy boyfriend mug.Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
by Coonpuff October 14, 2015
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Get the tik tok boyfriend mug.A guy that you've charmed into giving you coffees and other things for free. This guy may even come into your work and bring you a coffee.
You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.
You're not interested in dating this guy, but you keep him around for the free stuff.
"Are you dating that guy? He's always coming in to visit you and bringing you coffee."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."
"Oh, no. He's just my Starbucks boyfriend."
by hottiemeg99 December 7, 2009
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