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bean seal

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012
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Bean Blender

The act of gripping a woman's clitoris, or bean, between your thumb and index finger and twisting. The is the vaginal equivalent of a titty twister.
I finally got Alissa back last night with a mean bean blender!
by amtS13 March 24, 2011
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tuna beans

The result of a man placing his ballsack into the midst of a swampy vagina, steaming with putrid stinch.
"BRO, I pulled out my balls so fast, but it was too late. I got them tuna beans."
by eatpizza October 24, 2011
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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Big Bean

This man.. neigh this legend is an actual fucking beast of nature. this man is a true nigger this man has so much sex it’s actually unreal. also has a 9 inch cock
“who’s that kid with the huge ballsack over there?”
that’s Big Bean
by XxmonkeymanxX December 17, 2022
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Yippee Beans

An expression that finds its origin in the cowboy culture of old western movies and cattle drives.

In those times, cowboys were often portrayed as exclaiming "yippee" during cattle drives as a way to express excitement and enthusiasm.

Additionally, canned beans were a staple in their diets during these arduous journeys.
Over time, the two elements, the cowboy's spirited exclamation and their frequent consumption of canned beans,
became intertwined, giving rise to the whimsical moniker "yippee beans" for baked beans.

Alternatively, the term is sometimes used to describe amphetamines like Methadrine, Dexedrine and other stimulant pills.
I'm going to have some Yippee beans on toast for breakfast today
by the kid from MAD magazine July 29, 2023
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Steaming beans

When the old man in the gym sauna process to remove his towel and let his saggy balls (beans) rest on the bench and steam for all to see
Dam the old man is "steaming beans" again.
by Hurricane2 January 15, 2020
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