bar jean

The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.

Did you see that bar Jean over there? She's on the prowl

by Kirk ass June 5, 2017

Musli bar

Slightly crunchy with hints of salt, bean flavoured saturation topped with onion ring corn puffs, and butter nut scotch pudding.
A delicious muesli bar renamed.

Bean is like salad with hints of dressing and musli bar.
Salad is like vain sculpture.

by MrBeenyButFace March 20, 2022

Watts Bar

A nice lake to visit in Tennessee. A fierce rainy storm comes rolling through literally every day around noon or early afternoon.

Watts bar is a nice lake to visit with clean water. If only it weren't for the daily storms and dearth of marinas, I would visit there all the time. The nuclear power plant nearby is a great place to get work as it's very safe and rarely fails more than a dozen safety inspections annually.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

nitsan bar

bisexual-
yes this is me coming out

hi you’re nitsan bar-
-yeah i am

by Nickname 🧚🏼😚✨ November 11, 2020

Granola-Bars

Used to create friendships with C2s.

"Friendship isn't about personalities, it's about granola-bars,"
- The Original C2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

bar presence

(1) The ability to attract the attention of a busy bar tender in a crowded bar.
(2) The ability to forcibly and persuasively make your point.

Mary has awesome bar presence. She can walk into a crowded bar on a Friday afternoon and get her drinks order in a couple of minutes. Fred, on the other hand will stand a t the bar all night and be invisible to the bar tender. He has no bar presence.

by DougTheDog April 13, 2023

Drag Bar

A location where Lauren Boebert's husband (Jayson Boebert) has put his penis on display for the general public. Typically a bowling ally.

"Do you want to go to the drag bar this weekend."
"Sure, but we will need to find a sitter because we can't take the kids. It's just not safe."

by xxxyy August 10, 2022