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Ring Barking

When you are screaming to deficate, turtle head poking brown dragon peaking out your hole and you rush in to the toilet - let it rip without realising there is zero toilet paper, none whatsoever, just the brown cardboard cylindrical centre. Unroll the brown cardboard from its triangular edge and create what resembles a piece of bark. Now wipe your ring'ole with this. This is the act of ring barking.
Had two options, rip one off in the sink and use the tap as a bidet or full ring barking hunter gather style. Went with the latter.
by Boogaloo_Shyrimp January 14, 2026
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The Dogs Were Barking

An excuse for anything, whether someone lost in a game or did something stupid, it can be used whenever. No dogs have to be present nor does anything play part in the mishap, it is simply a phrase meant to be used when you want to make an excuse or a defense for something. Originated from Simi Valley
John: I wrecked you in basketball! You suck!
Nico: The dogs were barking! That was it!
John: Mhm sure they were!

Greg: Haha how did you trip on that rock?
James: The dogs were barking, so I didn't see it!
by PandaQ00 November 13, 2011
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Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?
Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?
by NordicNate February 1, 2019
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shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.
"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."
by HyperColossus November 27, 2021
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Dogs are Barking

If someone’s dogs are barking, it usually means they’re wearing open toed shoes or their feet stink
dude, did you see her sandals? her dogs are barking!
by cheese ball 47 July 16, 2022
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view of a burning city

i love view of a burning city
by 江泽民 September 19, 2022
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Danika-lee banning

Danika-lee banning is 16 years old, shes from fort willaim first nation and as an indigenous youth she is a member of the regional Multicultural Youth council (rmyc) and she runs the social medias, she says "I want to help those who need it more than I do because nobody deserves to be treated less than they are".
Info of danika-lee banning from the rmyc
by History blog October 17, 2022
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