Jessicaitis

Medical condition in which one is unable to make eye contact with Jessica when near.

What’s wrong with you?
I have Jessicaitis. Can’t even look her in the eyes when she’s near.

by Hedgehogsloth January 20, 2024

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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat

Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward

by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021

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Jessica Smith

Jessica Smith is a alias on Omegle. If you see Jessica on Omegle, engage in a conversation and do not ask for a snapchat until you two have had a full conversation.

Man #1: Hey, have you heard of Jessica Smith?
Man #2: No, who is she?
Man #1: She's somebody on Omegle who will converse, then add you on snap, then troll you.

by Jessica Smither September 13, 2021

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jeff and jessica

Perfection. The best couple ever.

I wish we were like Jeff and Jessica.

by Sir Jif November 07, 2017

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Caught a Jessica

Caught a Jessica.

The opposite of PTSD. When you remember every thing at once with all five senses. It is so true no one can understand you. Adjectives replace pronouns and possession. Example, "Are you okay?" "Babel. Sorry I just caught a Jessica."

by Anticelestialbeatbox April 25, 2023

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