A wicked man of ancient folk-lore believed to pray victim to those who squatted over a chamber pot for more than 5 minutes. The legend of the Brown Wizard is both fascinating and startling in the way of his practices. Once he finds the unsuspecting crowcher, he then extends his hand into a space-shit-time continuum, reaching out from the chamber pot and relieving men's souls thru the anal cavity.
I’d like to spend more time in the bathroom, but I can feel the Brown Wizard has his gaze focusing on my Eye of Sauron...
by The Cartogropher February 15, 2014
Get the Brown Wizardmug. Verb: doing one or both of the following typically at night time - 1) Getting super baked 2) getting laid.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Adjective: used to describe an evening where you either 1) got super baked 2) met a random person and hooked up 3) both.
Brandon: What did you do last night?
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
Ethan: I Craig Browned in honor of the holidays.
I met this girl and it quickly turned into a Craig Brown kind of night.
by spidermanbreal June 2, 2016
Get the Craig Brownmug. A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021
Get the brown forkmug. Results: the walk of shame
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
After Jared’s evening of taco tuesday the aroma of ground pepper brought along a sneeze that had an extra surprise that resulted in a brown sneeze
by Im going to die #coronavirus69 January 29, 2020
Get the Brown Sneezemug. When a girl gives you the go-ahead for anal sex. You might be given the green light for vaginal sex or the brown light for anal sex.
Damn, girl gave me the brown light last night and it got nasty!
Shouldn't have gone out for Chinese food first.
Shouldn't have gone out for Chinese food first.
by gangstafabulous69 October 28, 2010
Get the brown lightmug. When you are giving a girl anal then she splatter farts and it goes down your dick and coats your bills brown
by Undatedshrimp April 14, 2016
Get the Brown ballsmug. oh John you fucking did it again,
"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"
"this years brown trophy award goes to John for fucking do it again"
by the fabricator November 30, 2017
Get the brown trophymug.