weenie wank

Someone who is a mean person, often being rude. They are disrespectful and can't control it.

"Hey man! Don't invite him, he's a weenie wank!"

by ChickenBlueCat January 7, 2017

Wank breath

When ur breath is so bad it could melt steel.

God damn bro you got some wank breath.

by Steven Nutterbutter April 3, 2021

Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Ultra wanking

Ultra wanking is where you wank yourself and your astral projection at the same time. Only achievable after you have wanked a Billion times only the truest of Wizards have reached this stage

It doesn't feel the same after anymore, nothing is real and time is irrelevant after you've tried Ultra wanking

by Grand_mage_of_the_7 1/2_Realms October 16, 2019

Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man

“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”

by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018

danger wank

jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.

Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.

by omgitsme23 May 7, 2018

Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022