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the square root of fuck all

bob-hey joe what do you think got in that test
joe-the square root of fuck all
bob-same man
by chikinXz December 31, 2008
mugGet the the square root of fuck allmug.

sponge bob square pants

a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)
<you> you're such a sponge bob

<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.
by xXMaDMXx July 6, 2005
mugGet the sponge bob square pantsmug.
I saw the ad for the cup and thought it would be funny to write a deffenition with it's description
by I'm bored so I wrote that November 11, 2022
mugGet the white cup with a yellow squaremug.
Another term for stupid or idiot
“Paul here, let’s just say he puts the cylinder in the square hole
by Heard Hamlet June 13, 2022
mugGet the puts the cylinder in the square holemug.

starbucks per a square mile

A method of measuring liberalism. A high amount of Starbucks within a square mile of an area means that it is very liberal.
Person 1: Is Arlington, Virginia conservative?
Person 2: Nah man, there are like seven Starbucks per a square mile
by dannyboyfly April 17, 2014
mugGet the starbucks per a square milemug.
This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.
by Genetica August 30, 2021
mugGet the The king of one square foot.mug.

sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork
by brit August 17, 2003
mugGet the sponge bob square pantsmug.

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