rat on a cracker

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation

She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.

by Back East Girl December 15, 2009

monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.

I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!

by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006

deal rat

A person addicted to card games of any variety. The term is most often however, used to describe a gambler who plays poker or blackjack on a regular basis.

John is such a deal rat. He's always looking for a poker game!

by JLH June 20, 2007

Picturesque Rats

The best group chat of people from this side of the galaxy. Anyone that’s worthy of being a Picturesque Rat should deem themself extremely amazing, but shouldn’t get too big of a head because then they wouldn’t be picturesque enough.

Some guy: Whoa dude did you see? The Picturesque Rats groupchat is the best one on this side of the galaxy!
Some dude: Yeah guy, didn’t you know how cool the people in that groupchat are?!?

by TastyAssBitc113 April 26, 2021

Tat Rat

A slut that creeps around tattoo shops or conventions in hopes of getting laid by a tattooist which in turn provides the possibility of free navel slut-jewelry.

Generally they wear tiny skirts or booty shorts and don't even have tattoos. They say "Oh my God, did that hurt?" a lot. And hover around the counters with their tits out. Sometimes they travel in packs. "Man dude, that tat rat wants to blow me bad.

by something radical May 26, 2012

piss rat

1. A person who is just incredibly disgusting and manky
2. A person who has drunk so much alcohol they have started to take on rat-like features and characteristics.

person 1: Annabel's such a piss rat!
person 2: I know right! ewww

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Snake Rat

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.

The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.

by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018