Poon Pusher

The exact opposite of a cock block. Someone who pushes the vagina to you, to help you out.

Bob: "Without your help, I would've never fucked her"
Joe: "It's cool bro'. It's what I do, the exact opposite of a cock block"
Bob: "You've always been one of the best poon pushers around."

by Cornelius Finch September 29, 2011

Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.

Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.

by ARH December 23, 2013

Poon

Poon is a Kashmiri word for Ass. Its considered vulgar, often used as an abuse to refer to a stupid person or during sexual conversations. Anyways , a good poon really turns anyone on.

Man! I want to fuck that poon.

by Koshur_goudh February 18, 2018

Poon Pappy

A man that has has sex reguarly with a certain attractive woman.

A guy that has a lot of quality sex.

Carl- Bro, you're such a poon pappy.
Dick- Yeah I know, sometimes it gets old, then I look at a beautiful woman and say, "Nah, it's not getting old".

by boomersooner14 December 4, 2012

poon platoon

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

by swamarama11 August 1, 2016

poon

a name you can call someone that literally means any kind of insult

omg jessica you’re such a poon

by rad rachael March 2, 2019

Poon Flap

When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese

Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao

by SMOF 1st June 2, 2023