by Blankboys April 2, 2022
Get the Lobster Trainmug. by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
Get the Moisture trainmug. A term used to describe washing your genitals on a train using a bottle of coke and mentos after receiving fellatio from an unsavoury character such as a cheap hooker or toothless vagrant (the two are not mutually exclusive).
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
To use a train bidet one stands oneself above a bottle of coke so that the spout it pointing towards the groin. After removing ones pants, one then drops a mentos into the bottle allowing the foamy goodness to cleanse ones genitals.
"Hey Bernie, why are you late for work?"
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
"Well Bob, I was on the way to work when I took the opportunity presented its self to have Shazza give me a blow job"
"Shazza, the toothless prozzie? Tell me more, Bernie."
"You see Bob, after such an incident I felt I needed to wash off but as the lavatories were out of order I decided a train bidet was the best option. My genitals are truly minty fresh now after my train bidet but the time spent administering it has made me tardy for work."
by Shane Brennan October 15, 2022
Get the Train Bidetmug. A female girlfriend that is not quite a full fledged wife yet. Often is followed by becoming a full fledged fiancée
by Hotstuff23 May 18, 2023
Get the Wife in trainingmug. When you fuck someone’s mom and get them pregnant and then fuck ur friends girlfriend and get her pregnant the dip the fuck out
by Babboo69 January 22, 2021
Get the Oregon trainmug. girl: "I'm gonna get on the space train tonight"
guy: "what the hell are you talking about?"
girl: "you know, getting high while getting railed"
guy: "what the hell are you talking about?"
girl: "you know, getting high while getting railed"
by LK Pencroff July 7, 2021
Get the space trainmug. When you enjoy a quick act of inhaling the smoke from a train, get high, and fall of the train without anyone knowing you were gone.
by Black Thingy January 11, 2012
Get the Smokin trainsmug.