Cop speak

A subset of bafflegab intended both to lend glory to mundane events and to obfuscate unethical or violent actions. Examples might include “the alleged perpetrator proceeded in a northerly direction via vehicle” for “he drove north”, “sworn members” for “cops”, and “arrested after a brief use-of-force encounter” for “we beat him up”.

The press conference after the shooting was full of the kind of cop speak you’d expect from Public Affairs.

by CharleneV May 5, 2023

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

cop a hug

A guy pretends to hug a woman, but secretly tries to touch her breast or butt in the process. cop a feel, sexual assault, groping, frotteurism, touchy feely, fondle, butt, breast, Me Too, Times Up

The director hugged me and tried to cop a hug when he squeezed my breast with his hand.

by joecoolthefool September 2, 2018

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

Cop

A tall man with some frosting dribbled on his cheek when talking to you. Usually pulls you over for no reason and asks if you had alchohol. Then asks to search your car. Assholes.

"Oh shit here we go again."

*Cop walks up with his taser*
"I'm gonna have to get a search warrant."

"Fuck you stupid cop."

by vokeswagaon July 27, 2019

Superduper cop

A person that will harass their neighbors age 52 for stealing a bicycle at age 5.

This superduper cop called the FBI because she thought Her mother, father, brother and aunt were Thinking of criminal activity. Just thinking of a thought.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

Copped

when you cut parts of an image off but retain parts of it, typically for comedic or general utility.

"i just copped this image of me... doing your mom."

by ariiajf;aif August 29, 2022