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The dani girl 

The dani girl is a mess 😂💕- Daniella Perkins 2019
Eg- my style is the dani girl style .
The dani girl by Eleanor♡ November 8, 2019

The Dead Muskrat Clan 

The DMC for short. The Dead Muskrat Clan is a secret lifestyle dedicated to worshipping dead muskrats that have been shot twice in the head with a twelve-gauge shotgun. They sit on tree stumps and offer prayers as they give sacrificial offerings. These offerings, however, have to be red and also bloody.
OMG ITS THE DEAD MUSKRAT CLAN

TEDDY ALTMAN: OMG STAY AWAY FROM THEM FREAKS
SHUT UP TEDDY ALTMAN YOU ARE HORSE DUNG
OMG ITS A DEAD MUSKRAT WHO WAS SHOT TWICE IN THE HEAD WITH A TWELVE-GAUGE SHOTGUN!!!

The Dirty Lenny 

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.
Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

wok the dog 

Oriental method of cooking cuts of canine, sometimes stir-flied, sometimes stewed. Means of preparing Frydo.
We know the burglar was Chinese: they always finish the kid's math homework and wok the dog.
wok the dog by Dick Hofheimer October 25, 2009

Rockin' the Delta

A phrase analogous to rafting down a rocky river delta and referring to what is commonly known as a chubby, i.e. a male who is in a moderate state of sexual arousal; and therefore whose penis is partially, and not wholly erect.
Dude 1: "Whoa, check out that smokin' hot biddy!"
Dude 2: "I'm totally rockin' the delta for her tiggle bitties."

Reinvesting The Dividends 

When you feel compelled to take a second shit for the day only to not take one because it may comprimise the quality of tomorrow's shit.
After I took a shit this morning, I had to take another one at like 2. But I didnt cause I was reinvesting the dividends for tomorrow.