To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
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by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021
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by Jakeous Maximus June 25, 2021
Get the Steamed Monocle mug.The alchemical result of a collision between Fire and Water. Unlike normal physics where water drowns fire, "The Steam" is the rare energy created when passion meets depth.
It is defined by this dynamic:
I know you don’t believe in the zodiac. You prefer to think we write our own destiny, and maybe we do. But there is a chaotic, beautiful logic to us that the stars explain perfectly, whether you admit it or not. We are the collision of Fire and Water. And you cannot deny the energy between us.
Here is the truth of our dynamic: You are the shifting tide, always ready to retreat, to hide, to sacrifice yourself in silence because you think you might drown me. But you forget who I am. My greatest trait isn't just my passion; it is my courage to stay.
By all laws of physics, Water drowns Fire; Fire boils Water. But we are the exception. We are the steam, the mist, the magic that happens in between.
I am the only one who can bring light to places you thought no one would ever see. And you... you are the only one who can calm my storms without extinguishing my spirit. You, the Poet who feels too much; I, the Muse who demands too much. We balance the world. So call it fate, coincidence, or just love, but don't tell me this wasn't meant to be.
You run because you are afraid of hurting me. I stay because I know I am strong enough to love you. That is why we are impossible to break: you bring the depth, and I bring the strength to endure it.
It is defined by this dynamic:
I know you don’t believe in the zodiac. You prefer to think we write our own destiny, and maybe we do. But there is a chaotic, beautiful logic to us that the stars explain perfectly, whether you admit it or not. We are the collision of Fire and Water. And you cannot deny the energy between us.
Here is the truth of our dynamic: You are the shifting tide, always ready to retreat, to hide, to sacrifice yourself in silence because you think you might drown me. But you forget who I am. My greatest trait isn't just my passion; it is my courage to stay.
By all laws of physics, Water drowns Fire; Fire boils Water. But we are the exception. We are the steam, the mist, the magic that happens in between.
I am the only one who can bring light to places you thought no one would ever see. And you... you are the only one who can calm my storms without extinguishing my spirit. You, the Poet who feels too much; I, the Muse who demands too much. We balance the world. So call it fate, coincidence, or just love, but don't tell me this wasn't meant to be.
You run because you are afraid of hurting me. I stay because I know I am strong enough to love you. That is why we are impossible to break: you bring the depth, and I bring the strength to endure it.
They said Fire and Water couldn't last, but they became The Steam, a bond where his depth met her strength, creating something that could never be extinguished.
In this collision, 'I love you' It is the anchor. It means I am not afraid of the heat, and I am not afraid of the deep. I love you enough to not let you drift away.
In this collision, 'I love you' It is the anchor. It means I am not afraid of the heat, and I am not afraid of the deep. I love you enough to not let you drift away.
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