Speed bump

Kid who got hit by a car 5 feet from his house on a 2 lane road.

"I seen some crazy shit today kid got turned into a speed bump"

by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

delly speed

from the latin meaning fish aroma

has a fondness of teddy bears
likes being slow
is married to a woman

friend; delly we'are going to my house
delly; were we going

by me1 September 9, 2005

Speed regimer

A person who looks like they would work at a diner who also owns a lot of high end equipment

Archie: have you seen Cory’s new golf set

Tony:yeah and his mustache is looking fire

Archie:he’s a speed regimer

by Gypsyguy July 28, 2025

Over the speed limit

When someone does something overly crazy, or in a way that is unbecoming of a normal functioning adult human being.

"Did you see Kevin raging over League of Legends? He's really over the speed limit."

by SteviePepperoni May 13, 2025

High Speed Girl

An incredibly attractive female, likely a super model or beautiful enough to be one - most likely to be found in the passenger seat of a very fast sports car.

Damn! She’s a high speed girl.

Man, I need myself a high speed girl for a late night drive.

You think she’s a high speed girl?
Yeah, for sure she is.

by 11zayaa July 25, 2024

Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed

"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.

My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

Speed weed

Speed weed = weed that makes you speed .
Speed weed = speed in the form of weed
Speed weed = fast growing weed

why am I still awake, must be speed weed.
I grew some weed with a bag a speed as dirt now I got speed weed.
Dam that plant grew 15ft in 2 months must be speed weed.

by TehPwn3r November 28, 2024