scooter

a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.

why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.

by tha realest nigger April 6, 2010

snootleberry

a popular nickname for pet minature schnauzer. Can be used in the negative if a bad deed has been performed.

"Oh You snootleberry, you ate all the plums!!!"

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

Snoots

A reference to cocaine.

Fuckin' snoots, kid!

by drTh20dog December 27, 2016

shoot-dang hoohah

1. when something happens and it catches you off gaurd
2. or when you just feel like yelling it out of pure joy

shoot-dang hoohah these are some nice pants!

by HoSkeet January 5, 2008

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009

Shoot and Split

Also see cum and go When you are having sex with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you've ejaculated

I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split

by S melancamp January 29, 2009