Swiftphobia

An unwarranted attack on Taylor Swift’s darling, delightful fandom also known as “Swifties” based purely on their hatred/jealousy of the respect and success Taylor holds/ holds for her fans.

Arianator: Be quiet you folkbore flop f@g

Swiftie 1 : I’m so sorry all I wanted to do was congratulate Taylor on her success because she helps me cope with my mental problems

Arianator: F0ck off, no one asked for your life story, you swifty tasteless biatch, stan ariana

Swiftie 2: No attack was warranted here wtf, this is a swiftphobia free zone

by folklore aoty 🤟🥰🥺 January 18, 2021

Swift Handball

Australian Colloquialism linked to the contact sport Australian Rules Football (AFL). Legally disposing of the ball in a rapid fashion by punching it out of one hand using the other, usually to avoid being tackled by the opposition.

Metaphoric application in non sporting application indicates instantaneous delegation to a peer or subordinate.

I wasn't too keen on doing that job, so I gave John the swift handball.

by granddolph January 27, 2021

Swift

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.

"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi

by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 9, 2021

Swiftlyy

An incredibly sexy mf who don’t miss at all.

“Have you heard of Swiftlyy”
“Yeah, he’s so fine omg 🤤”
“I heard that he doesn’t miss either”

by swiftlyy March 24, 2021

Shifty

A nickname given to a male that sleeps with there loyal girls bestie (who is knocked up to a bloke who's married to another woman)

Absolute dog.

Your best friend fucked him in your bed!? What a shifty dog he is.

by anonymous March 25, 2021

Swiftfox6472

A HR that started their Kavra’s Kingdom career in January 2020. They were in the 1st round of proxies along with Damnhappy and redacted. Retired in June 2020 as proxy, and is now an HR again as of March 2021

Swiftfox6472 is often called swift

by Wise657fan2021 April 11, 2021

Shifty

Used to describe when two or more people are on the same page or thinking the same thing

“Oh my lanta I was just thinking that!” -sally
“We’re shifty!” -joey

by Joey the kangaroooster May 19, 2021