sloppy jello

When a man gets drunk and whips up a batch of green jello and mixes it up wih urin and various lotions so it is nice and sloppy.The man then takes a trip to the local cemetary and digs up a distant relative. Then the man even more drunk, takes the corps to a secluded space and crames the sloppy jello into an oraphis of his chioce and fucks the shit out of it.

Adam Gonzalez loves sloppy jello

by gob bob June 11, 2006

Sloppy Tom

When the man shits into the woman's vagina, cums all over her shitty pussy then eats her out causing you to vomit. then vomit the shitty cum mixture onto your partners chest.

Last night i was fucking Gretchen and had to shit and gave her a sloppy tom.

by Rance Willis February 11, 2009

sloppy third

Third Base with oral action. Giving a blowjob to a guy or eating out a girl. The last base before home plate.

How far did you get? I got a sloppy third

by A. Nonymous November 15, 2003

sloppy joe

When in the 69 position the male is on top driving his penis into the womans mouth as he slowly pushes out a shit so that it drops on her face

Wow babe you really cleaned up nice after that sloppy joe I gave you

by T-Ben June 25, 2009

Sloppy Joe

You soak a load of toilet paper to get it nice and moist and then you lob it at any window/car/person/unexpecting victim/arab/expecting victim or any other object you would want to throw wet loo roll at.

I was walking to work and I got sloppy joe all over me

by TJ Baxter March 4, 2009

Sloppy Blizzard

The act of giving a Sloppy Blizzard has two parts: one you must receive a blow job. once you cum all over the whores face you white wash the bitch to wipe all the man juice off her face

"Bitch complained 'bout the cold so I gave her a Sloppy Blizzard"

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn yooo"

by siberian prisoner October 7, 2008

Sloppy Jose'

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .

Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.

by KoleTrain August 6, 2011