to release the poison from my snake

This phrase means: to masterbate.

The "snake" is referring to the penis. The word "poison" is referring cum/semen. The phrase can also be said as:

"I need to get the poison of of my snake."

Mike: "I'll be over shortly. I need to release the poison from my snake. It should only be a few minutes."

Jake: Yeah, I think I'll do that too.

by ::MIKESTER:: December 23, 2008

Ponson

the equivalent to the word "BONSON". it means someone who bulldozes/plows food like its their job. it can be any form of food.

Sal: can i ponson the rest of your cheese fries.
Brian: Fuck no im starving.



Sal:Can i ponson one of your classic raspberry snapples
Brian:Why are you so goddam fat?



Sal: Can i ponson those puppies.
Brian:If by puppies you mean my bag of chips then no.

by bri thompson June 26, 2008

poisoned youth

Another name for the Fall Out Boy fanbase. Specifically mentioned in the song centuries

"Hey did you see the new poisoned youth merch?"

"Yeah it was totally awesome."

by Nehappyfuse March 7, 2015

poon chuck

To take one's hand like you are holding a bowling ball, insert your fingers into a woman's orifices (vagina and anus) and chuck (throw) her as far away from you as possible.

This bitch kept getting in my face and I had to "poon chuck" her ass across the room.

by beerluvnmp August 10, 2009

Poon Dong

The odor that attaches itself to, and lingers upon a penis, post vaginal intercourse.

Dave didn't bother to shower for the past few days and now he smells like he has a bad case of poon dong.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010

bread poisoning

The sluggish, bloated feeling that occurs after ingesting too many carbs.

"Uggggh.... All that pasta and those 4 pieces of garlic toast gave me total bread poisoning."

by Mya M. July 24, 2008

Anti-poon Syndrome

When one plays soo many hours a day of video games their voice sounds like that of a dying cat. If diagnosed with APS your symptoms include no friends outside xbox live, creaming ones pants when you are bumpped by a girl, and no girls will talk to you because you sound and dress like a faggot.

"Well the orange box is from more inferior than you yourself." one with Anti-poon Syndrome would quote the orange box or bioshock

by Gooch Gore May 8, 2008