A sexual act used as a finishing move. Mimics the activities of an Oregonian gas station. 3 people are required for this act: one is the Recipient, one is a Bum, and the third is the Pump. The Bum swipes the Recipient's credit card in the Pump's ass crack. This allows the Pump to release their fluids into the Recipient's throat. Optional: the Bum yells "FINISH HIM" as the Pump is about to release their fluids.
(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)
(An alternative of the Washington Gas Pump)
"Hey Jerry, you should get Tom to come over so that we can do the Oregon Gas Pump properly tonight!"
"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."
"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"
"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."
"Honey, I can give you the Oregon Gas Pump, but we will need to find somebody extremely unemployable to swipe my credit card."
"Hey Bobby, want to play Mortal Kombat X while Tina and her Bum friend perform the Oregon Gas Pump on us?"
"These Oregon Gas Pumps are more satisfying than a bukkake in Africa."
by 3f24 February 15, 2019
The Austrian gas pump is when You feed your girl large quantities of food, and she is so full of food that she needs to shit a lot. Then you fuck her in the ass and the shit explodes causing it to go all over you shirt, pants, and dick.
by Jmoney0x0 July 04, 2022
When you go to the gym and get temporarily get bigger after your workout, just to go back to your normal size.
You (post gym): "man I'm so pumped after that workout, I'm freaking huge!"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
Your body: "you just have the post gym pump. This is what you could look like, but... you won't actually look like that in about 30 min"
by Tuckleberry August 30, 2019
When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.
Origin: Family Guy
Origin: Family Guy
Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
by thatonedudebro December 05, 2015
by JoggingPork23 April 19, 2021
I couldn't keep my eyes on the road because my friend was getting a passenger pickle pump in the back seat.
by CEcrew October 04, 2012
A president that refuses to wash his hands or wear a face mask and then acts surprised when he gets kicked out of the white house during a global pandemic.
We might need to get this house fumigated now that one pump Trump is getting his Corona infected self moved out.
by ThundaBabe November 07, 2020