poon squeeze

To cope a feel of your female partners underparts in a fondling sort of maneuver

(Verb. Poon squeezing)
Usually in a romantic setting
The only true way to experience a woman's complexity is through a truly masterful poon squeeze.
by Purt Cunning March 26, 2016
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Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.
Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.
by O.U.8.me. June 08, 2011
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Porcu-poon

Not being clean shaven. (specific to females)

When your pubic hairs are short enough to feel like needles but not long enough to lay over.

Similar to a mans 5-O'clock shadow.
Sally: hey feel my muff!
Doris: What why?
Sally: just do it!
Doris: Feels it... "OUCH" damn shave that PORCU-POON!
Sally: That should thwart off any man!

Whats a Porcu-poon? ITs a mash up/spin of the words PORCUPINE and POON.

Man and woman lay down in bed together..
Woman tries to spoon with man.
Man Screetches! "Woman" he says... "Go shave that Porcu-Poon!"
while he recovers from the multitude of needle like stabs on his backside.
by The.Sniper April 03, 2019
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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
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Poon Metric

A European female who you would like to have intimate relations with.
Damn, that chick in my philosophy class is poon metric.
by ARH December 23, 2013
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pooned

a phrase used by the members of comedy trio ‘the lonely island’ to describe being mocked or shown up.
andy: jorm is being viciously pooned right now.

jorma: this isn’t that vicious of a pooning. ive been viciously pooned before.
by olive-Johnson December 27, 2017
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Pooned

When you try to start a conversation w a girl but she shuts you down hardcore
1. Hey did you follow up with that girl from the mixer?
I tried to but she totally pooned me
2.this ugly guy is tryna Snapchat me right now I’m bouta poon his ass
by Pussymagnet6969 August 22, 2019
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