Bride Brain

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

by Kelk July 9, 2017

person with a brain

1. The name says it all.
2. There is no Definition 2.

"How come I'm the only person with a brain, huh?"

by ivviitop December 4, 2020

Blue Brains

When you get worked up or excited for something come to realize it isnt happening for a while. Samee concept of Blue Balls but for your brain.

"Hey Ana, new American Horror Story tonight!!"
"No Steven its tomorrow lol."
"Well i just got Blue brains"

by rzewster September 13, 2016

Brain Print

A neuromuscular brain scan with fidelity at the atomic level; the future standard for carbon to silicon consciousness transference.

Happy 85 grandpa! Did you get your Brain Print done yet?
I sure did. Makes me sad for those that didn't have the tech back in 2050.
Yeah. Well, we do now! Cheers to immortality!!

by YAWA January 2, 2023

Mango Brain

Where your brain is so dumb it is mushy and smooth like a mango. (similar to Smooth Brain)

"This guy couldn't name any country."
"It's because he has mango brain."

by Mxrlyn November 17, 2020

Brain dumping

Act in which an individual releases any bad feelings, traumas, events that marked his life in a bad way or other situations towards another person, usually friends or close people. Typically, brain dumping gets used to release anger, sadness, etcetera.

Person 1: Usually when things go to best to worse, I log on forums full of people I don't know and start brain dumping all over people that don't know me and make them my therapists.

Person 2: Fuck you saying.

by yappestyapper July 19, 2023

my brain

my brain is the equivalent of a sperm whale and a cockroaches offspring being baked in a pizza oven in a dark alley way in Detroit

dude my brain is fuuuuucked (hits blunt) like... its fried

by grape bleach March 13, 2021