Ol Nate Sherrod

A slick mofo who likes to smile at girls and make them yearn for him. Specifically red head art majors. Enjoys tea and bacon burgers. Body count is in the hundreds, but tells people he’s a virgin so he can keep it climbing.

Girl 1: Yo is that virgin over there giving me eyes?
Girl 2: Nah he’s just giving you that “Ol Nate Sherrod” work

by youngman39 November 2, 2021

ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

ol swirly

ol swirly is the folk art liveing lengeng of the ozarks . he is the inventor of the divice knowns as a swirly jacks . that helps folks manage their bio electric and does other things. too numerious to mention . amoung other acomplisments ol swirly has been the only man in history to run the whole world at any given point in human history so 🤷 theirs that . its a funny story . but all in all ol swirly the live lengend is truely a nobel american treasure whos story and legacy grows day by day even as you read this .

have you seen ol swirly on lot ? ol swirly i wanna buy a swirly jack durn !

by ol swirly July 24, 2022

ole red

a 1998 red truck that has. nice tight exhaust and really likes when you rev her engine she so reliable and she let you rub all up on her transmission staff anytime your sad just think of ole red

tevin: bro i just mad ole red rev

marlon: well hell
tevin: me and ole red gonna die together

marlon: mmm boi

by ndjdyn nendhxmemd September 22, 2019

Ol' Dilly Dilly

A dude getting an 11inch dildo up his ass while saying fuck my pussy.

Jill wanted to spice up their love life so she suggested the Ol' Dilly Dilly

by Dirtyharry103 July 30, 2022

The Ol' boy

The bean that you put on the end of your knob.

Have you done The ol' boy?
whats that?
Its when you put the bean on the end of your knob

by ItWasUs May 3, 2024

The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

by Daryl Johntson February 11, 2021