"The 'speed' of the Internet --- i.e., how long web-pages take to 'load' and/or respond to you mouse-clicks --- will be in direct inverse proportion to how urgently you need to view the desired material; the connection will be even slower at times there's someone else waiting for you who's also in a hurry.
My buddy needed me to hastily Google engine-bolt-torquing specs during an emergency-repair task he was struggling to get done before a downpour, but the Web was "slower dan molasses runnin' uphill in da wintertime" --- it was a classic "Murphy's Law of Internet-Speed" scenario!
by QuacksO July 28, 2018
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Speed Daddy

When driving on the highway, wait for a passing car that is speeding, then follow behind them and maintain their speed. Leaving a gap between yourself and the speeding vehicle will ensure that if there is a cop ahead, that they will get pulled over and not you. This is your speed daddy, love your speed daddy, be a speed hoe.
Oh, I had a speed daddy on my way to Orlando, cut my trip in half.
by Razorbumps69 November 06, 2019
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Need for Speed Carbon

A game where you race crew members on the canyons surrounding the city.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 24, 2018
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Spite Speed

When a car is going fast enough or slow enough to ruin your chance for a turn during a pause in traffic. Typically happens as a light is about to change so you get stuck waiting another ten minutes.
I was waiting for a chance to turn left, and this shithead was going spite speed and completely messed up my timing.
by Bom Tosley July 15, 2010
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 12, 2016
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Top Speed

name for someone that likes going so fucking fast to the point where they are redlining the shit out their engine causing engine damage (driving so fast, top speed of the car is often achieved.)
Me: “Yo gangg, you gotta come thru i heard some BBL DEMONS were pulling up to the party in a few”

Gang: “SAY LE$$$$$. i’m going “top speed””

*gang never made it to the party :\*
by AllBlackLex November 16, 2023
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top speed

1. The fastest speed a vehicle (or organism) can travel at.
2. Used to express good wishes, especially toward those undergoing travel; synonymous with "Godspeed".
3. (u) Used to describe the best possible outcome of a situation; synonymous with "top notch".

(u) Uncommonly used
1) "What's the top speed of a cheetah?" - "65 – 75 mph"
2) "I'm being deployed soon." - "Top speed to you, mate"
3) "How's that report coming?" - "Working on it; top speed."
by a dude, probably November 21, 2019
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