by Gigi the Gew August 30, 2019

Too engage to chat to another person in an online dating site, then proceed to rub mustard on your "penis" and physically masterbate.
by Jackoff biotch 123 May 14, 2017

When you indulge in twitch so much that the streamer you watch is the only thought process you can formulate. One that will choose to comment in a streamers chat even after the streamer is done streaming. Having chat brain come from being an overly dedicated twitch fan.
by BILL YENZEN September 24, 2022

It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare
by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

the machine that revives a dead chat
by Gordon the big engine May 15, 2021
