team morningwood

Girls who use their mouths to take care of their boyfriends or husbands with morningwood

I did my duty for Team Morningwood and sucked Billy's cock when I woke up this morning.

by Billy D. Williams December 13, 2007

Monday Morning Meningitis

The day after the night before. Sore neck from sleeping on the ground. Dizziness and nausea from alcohol.

All the symptoms you learn to look out for in health ed.

Boy: Haha. Rough night?
Boy 2: Yh, total case of monday morning meningitis.

by Mr. Jacck February 20, 2011

Cyber-morning after

The cyber-morning after is the morning after a party or night of people getting very drunk. The morning consists of updating your status to find out exactly what happened.

Cyber-morning after

by Cmoth April 1, 2011

the morning moose

Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.

Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.

by CT buyer December 2, 2013

last morning rush

when you're in a hurry and need to go to work as fast as you can, but you suddenly start to panic you've lost your phone or didn't switched off the iron

-Why are you so late, i wonder?
- I had a last morning rush because i couldn't find my phone

by ashotashotchocolate March 5, 2014

the morning omelet

When you crack an egg in a girls ass, then fuck her until it scrambles. After the eggs are scrambled, the girl tips the eggs in a hot pan and the omelet is made. Served best with hot coffee and fresh fruit.

Hey Tom, how was your morning?
It was amazing! I did anal with my wife and had the morning omelet!

by the sensual chef October 7, 2018

Tender Morning

A morning sensation felt upon waking up after sleeping in, characterized by a feeling of warmth, slight sweatiness and a particular smell.

"It's the third straight week Jasmine has come down for breakfast at lunchtime smelling like tender morning."

by l_davoli33 April 26, 2019