life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

by TheAlmightyBung October 27, 2023

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”
by dxtros June 11, 2025

by amandaahrens February 2, 2024

by }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ May 8, 2024

Millie: Miles has nice balls and a nice penis its 12 inches long, he was so good last night.
Mark: I know right his penis is so longggg.
Mark: I know right his penis is so longggg.
by Misspenis-MIlesbae March 3, 2022
