May 3

National suck the best dick ever day! The day the best person ever was born. This person is very lovable and funny, they are very considerate of others. They deserve some love so suck their dick!

Me: "Man, my boyfriend was born May 3rd"

Bob: "Oh boy, you're gonna have fun tonight ;)"

Me: "Oh yeah, I know!"

by Yellow Bird March 22, 2020

May 20th

National suck your boyfriends dick day

May 20th is blowjob day

by Weedmaster42069 May 19, 2020

May 9

National Goku Day! A day where you celebrate the iconic anime character, Son Goku!

Holy shit it's May 9! That means its goku day!

by Dokkan_Arturo October 16, 2019

may 12

national snake day

dude #!: have you seen any snakes yet today?
dude #2: no why..?
dude #1: didn't ya know its may 12, aka national snake day

by thesouponaplatehater February 27, 2017

May 23

Boys grab girls and get as freaky as possible if you can try to put your hand on the cat because tomorrow’s your only opportunity .

Damn tomorrow is May 23 I need a girlfriend if I want to get freaky

by Jae Dudley May 22, 2019

may 26th

if you were born on 26th may you are definitely a lesbian

26th may means you are gay

wow you’re definitely born on may 26th

by yeetyeet23 November 12, 2019

5 may

The 5 may is the national „walk a day away“ day. People who were born on this day should take a great walk on their birthday (everyone else too).

„Oh look, tomorrow is the 5 may“
„That’s great, wanna go for a walk then ?“

„sure, i mean it’s the national walk a day away day, duh“

by yeee haaaw November 15, 2019