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1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe
1/10: Falling asleep in class
2/10: Typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
3/10: Searching this up and seeing what level you are on
4/10: Becoming unconscious
5/10: Splonking yourself on the head using a petrified baby a gazillion times
6/10: Going deaf
7/10: Sleeping for a week
8/10: Turning into a puddle of goo
9/10: Evaporating
10/10: Breaking the edges of the universe
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Get the New Level Dark mug.The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.
for Greg Greger
I
Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,
the first in our neighborhood.
On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—
the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.
I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:
steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,
then burst into flame when they hit bottom.
A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.
Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.
Down in the crumble of what had been a street,
women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.
II
What was my young father,
just a few years back from that war,
looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
for Greg Greger
I
Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,
the first in our neighborhood.
On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—
the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.
I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:
steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,
then burst into flame when they hit bottom.
A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.
Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.
Down in the crumble of what had been a street,
women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.
II
What was my young father,
just a few years back from that war,
looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!
Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
by Kian Sucka February 24, 2020
Get the Luke Level mug.A GARBAGE TRUCK 4213 comes along and 'I say good morning , they return the protocol and I said " I like your number" and break into downer frowns.
I kept looking underneath and saw these nice legs and SEXY FEET and
to an underage boy you have SEXY SNEAKERS and nice socks and he thanked me which he said I asked , ARE YOU waiting for the bus as it comes he said, 8:05 AM , and the first one comes along and says this is MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL only and drives off.
The second MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL BUS comes along and I ask where , and I got on as I almost ride it as I acknowledged my FARE as I got on but got off and observed the number on the bus 4214.
A bus comes along going to MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL and says this is primarily a HIGH SCHOOL BUS and when I get off I look at the BUS 4214.
I kept looking underneath and saw these nice legs and SEXY FEET and
to an underage boy you have SEXY SNEAKERS and nice socks and he thanked me which he said I asked , ARE YOU waiting for the bus as it comes he said, 8:05 AM , and the first one comes along and says this is MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL only and drives off.
The second MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL BUS comes along and I ask where , and I got on as I almost ride it as I acknowledged my FARE as I got on but got off and observed the number on the bus 4214.
A bus comes along going to MOUNTAIN VIEW HIGH SCHOOL and says this is primarily a HIGH SCHOOL BUS and when I get off I look at the BUS 4214.
I know how you think ANAL ALAN as you would love to get a MOUNTING VIEW of the underage BOYS AND GIRLS But truthfully being ON THE LEVEL as a FEMALE we IDentify you and JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE soon being a BITCH FAG is in the cards but I love to be a TEACHER.
by PROVINCIALISTIC BREAKERS September 3, 2021
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