The legendary homemade beverage produced when a man named Joe inserts fresh oranges into his rectum and vigorously clenches to extract the juice directly from his ass. The end result is a warm, pulp-filled citrus drink with questionable sourcing. Example: “Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same.
“She asked for fresh-squeezed orange juice… so I gave her the Orange Joelius special. She hasn’t texted back since.”
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Dude showed up to the party with a pitcher of Orange Joelius and everyone lost their shit. Brunch will never be the same
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