A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.
by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014
An extremely erotic imagining that can be summoned forth when you feel the time is right to bust a nut.
1. Dude, my jizz hook is your mum's rack,
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
2. I need to find a new jizz hook, pearl necklaces just don't do it for me anymore!
by The Commandante March 08, 2010
placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet
by the red horny devil February 10, 2023
Brian: “My girl wanted me to do the fizz jizz last night.”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
Gary:” Did you do it?”
Brian:” Yeah the McDonald’s Cashier was confused though.”
Gary: “Doesen’t she have a public humiliation kink tho?”
Brian: “Yeah, So?”
by Nigger whipper 69 420 March 07, 2020
by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010
Not to be confused with jazz hands. A temporary condition that occurs when a guy finishes masturbating, primarily in the shower, and he looks down at his hands to see some jizz still there. He tries to wash it off, bit it just stays on his hand, then moves to the other hand, then back. He finally gets it off and onto the shower floor after like 5 minutes of trying. This is why you have to make sure the jizz hits the floor, not your hands.
Gary: ...ahhhhhh...
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
Gary: Okay, now I'm done fapping and can now focus on my sad, lonely existence. Let me just look at my hands before I wash my hair - wait, what? Dammit, I guess I got jizz hands.
by 508gang June 26, 2017