Jelly tots

When a lady gets her period and she has little nuggets of blood, ie blood clots, that are thus named as jelly tots as the gentleman likes to chew on them and suck them like he would a lolly of the namesake.

As I ate her out, I smuggled a couple of jelly tots for chewing and sucking later at the movies.

by Gbanger the second May 8, 2010

Alaskan Jelly Fart

the act of pouring atleast 1 litre of koolaid down your butt hole, then jamming the hole up with jelly beans to cork it and hold in the liquid, then having your partner sit underneath your ass while you push as hard as possible until the koolaide and jelly beans squirt all over your said partners face.

we had a pizza party, but i forgot a birthday present, so instead i gave the birthday boy an alaskan jelly fart.

by onebadbanana03 January 7, 2012

sugar on your jelly

the act of getting high

Hey, later you want some sugar on your jelly?

by Jeff Thomas February 3, 2007

jelly bracelets

YOU PPL ARE SO FRICKEN STUPID!!!!What kinda person would wear a braclet just to get it snapped i mean come on!!!!! I wear them all the time and maybe only one time has one broken and it was black but it broke when i took it off oh ya now im am going to have sex w/ myself beccause one black broke! NOT!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE WHO BEALIEVES THAT NEEDS TO GROW UP AND GET A LIFE!!!

i have no example..... but the fact that the ppl who beilieve it are just fricken GAY!

by Bri and Ash July 6, 2004

Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

jelly donut

During sexual intercourse, right before the male climaxes, at which point the individual on the recieving end kicks him in the balls. If enough force is applied, he'll ejaculate blood everywhere giving the impresion of a squeezed jelly donut.

Mike: "aww yea.."
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!

by CaptainToad January 6, 2008

Jelly Belly

Skittles for white people.

Bob: Yo man, pull inta this 7-11, I need me sum Skittles 'n' Arizona Tea!

Frank: What? Why are you talking like that? How about a bag of Jelly Bellys and a nice chardonnay?

Bob: (sigh) Ok, but can we listen to Usher on the way home?

Frank: No! Silly honkey! Rap is for black people!

by retrocar February 6, 2013