january 18

The best day ever! Um today a phoopachinga was born so honor a phoopachinga by saying wah sah

Phoopachinga: Wah sah it’s january 18th
Another phoopachinga: oml I love that day
Anybody else: LOVE THAT FOR U SIS

by A crazy Child April 20, 2019

January 3

Dress as a VSCO GIRL/BOY for the day!

Julie: “-and I oop, dropped my hydro flasksksksksk.”
Liam: “Why the hell are you saying that, ITS SOOOO ANNOYING!”
Julie: “ because it’s January 3rd, hahaha.”

by Unknown crackhead November 5, 2019

14 january

Individual who loves the month January.

She loves the change of seasons and is really 14 January.

by Stetty_love October 14, 2019

January 15

You are a very smart a Homosexual or a feminist either or u are very stupid -Dhonnivon

January 15 is my birthday

by Roller magic October 20, 2019

January 24th

National run away from Kara day! An extension of the original classic playground game.

Friend: Hey, where’s Kara?
Everyone: It’s January 24th... Oh did you forget? today’s national run away from Kara day, it’s the second most celebrated holiday in America!
Friend: OMG I can’t believe I forgot!

by Emilysabatino October 16, 2019

January 19

National Bully a tall person day

short kid: y’all tryna smooch a giraffe today? It’s January 19

tall kid: cries

by gangganfsktrrrrtt January 19, 2021

January 26th

The Best Day Of The Fucking Year (Australia Day)

Mad Cunt 1: Oi

Mad Cunt 2: What Cunt
Mad Cunt 1: Guess What Day is Tomorrow

Mad Cunt 2: The Best Day Of The Fucking Year - January 26th
Mad Cunt 1: Fuck Yeah!!

by Pussy Fucker . 69 October 28, 2019