When you post something in a group message and someone feels the need to ignore your message to bring attention to herself.
Guys, my Mom just past away and I could use some thoughts and prayers.
Jami: “I just ate something and it’s good”
Pulling a Jami
Jami: “I just ate something and it’s good”
Pulling a Jami
by TheGoodGuy2020 April 26, 2020

That emo child in school that listens to Oprah not being funny but simply because he likes it for some reason. He aspires to work in a church to hear confections.
*Walks past Jamie Halpin*
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
Guy 1 - Holy Shit! Was that guy seriously listening to Oprah music.
Guy 2 - Dale, I believe he was..
by The Local Candy Man 69 October 19, 2021

Jamie’s are amazing. If you have a Jamie in your life, you will be happy forever. He is always kind, supportive and fit asf.
by amazingperson000 June 18, 2022

Jamie’s usually find themselves in a position of power that they do not deserve. Jamie’s often have a short temper and are hot headed and will try to pawn their mistakes off on others. They will try to control you, and make you feel powerless even though they usually do not know what is going on themselves.
He may seem like a nice guy when you first meet him, but you will soon realize that he is a complete bully and will try to control your life.
He may seem like a nice guy when you first meet him, but you will soon realize that he is a complete bully and will try to control your life.
Taylor: My GM always yells at me whenever he does something wrong.
Parker: WOW, he sounds like a total Jamie!
Parker: WOW, he sounds like a total Jamie!
by P_P_ July 8, 2019

by doryrandall February 5, 2022

one day a 16-year-old boy called Jamie, claims to not have wanked for decades, yet when he stumbles upon a delectable girl by the name of Jessica Barnes. He can no longer resist his primal instincts. He begins to get to know her, yet his nice, non-sexual nature raises suspicion. But after decades of not touching his penis, he proposes a deal with the young Jessica. Should she aid him in his quest to cum? or does she refuse to be his wanking warrior?
by pubes.com November 21, 2020

A smaller man, who shags any woman over the age of 70 years old, he removes the dust from down there like a true god
by Himothy Shamlone August 20, 2024
