Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She’s powerful and you can fall for her very quickly. You can be obsessed with her because she’s so perfect. She’s the perfect date partner. Nobody can reach her. She’s the hottest person an very sexy. She’s top even by men. She’s perfect! She always says her opinion even if it hurts someone cause she doesn’t care. That’s the bad side. She can be rude and she would k!ll someone. She is the Maf!a leader. She’s always the leader so don’t mess with her. So beautiful.

Someone: I’m dating jade I couldn’t be happier!
Someone: she’s so hot! Lucky you!

by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021

jade

not a simp

jade is not a simp

by jansjajahjshshs November 14, 2020

Amy Jade Winehouse; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

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Amy Jade Winehouse; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 27, 2025

Jade Stalk

(n.) Asian penis; Penis that invokes yang energy; Frequently used in Daoist sex techniques

Master Wu is a long time user of the dragon stroking technique for his Jade Stalk

by masterwu69 October 7, 2025

Jade

The hottest person around / The best at everything and anything and is only one of one

“Jade is the baddest of all time and can’t no one compare”-motha

by Applejeans November 18, 2023

Jade Chapman

A female minor that does not admit it

That's a Jade Chapman, stay away unless u want jail time

by Demetrius Damarcus Bartholomew April 10, 2022

abie-jade

A sly little bitch who will kill you with a blink of an eye, she is as tough as nails and can withstand nuclear bombs. Nothing will ever stop an Abie-Jade, dont even try to test her, you will be dead in seconds.

Ah fuck I just got beat up. 2 broken arms and a broken rib. The girls name was Abie-Jade

by WoUlDnT yOu LiKe To KnOw WeAt June 12, 2019