Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

Jacob's Boyfriend

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

Jacob's boyfriend is hot

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022

jacob q

Someone Who Gets All The Girls, Loyal and Very Smart. Someone Who Is Dedicated To Goals.

my new years resolution is to become a “Jacob Q”

by urdanydictionary October 26, 2020

Jacob Sloan

A human who screams really loudly and acts crazy. Known to be indigenous to Chicago. Seriously Hyper.

Holy Crap! I saw a Jacob Sloan in the candy store today.

by Animal Welfare May 11, 2019

Jacob Tomlinson

Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.

Jacob Tomlinson is beast

by The icon/beast September 2, 2021

Jacob Aids

Jacob Aids is a terrible disease that one person can get when they realize there crush is gay. Jacob Aids symptoms are very different, but the number one effect is that the one who has caught the disease gets R.E.K.T. ( Rare Existential Killer Tuberculosis). But the advanced form of Jacob Aids is Jesus Aids

Bro1, lilly is gay
Bro2, damn I now have Jacob Aids

by Reeeeeeeeeeeeee6969696969 February 25, 2022

Jacob Harris

A little annoying rat that poops his pants and doesn't clean it up and eats way to much cheese.
He also sucks at every game he plays because his favorite game is 2k which is actually trash and is the same game every year but somehow he thinks it is actually good, his brain is literally mushy brain soup.

Jacob Harris says "NbA 2K iS gOoD gUyS i SwEaR"

by Wee Tod October 29, 2020