Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 07, 2021

Cop on your neck

When one consumes both meth and fentanyl

"Ay yo, you wanna cop on your neck? This shit will fuck you up."

by Lil Fentanyl August 20, 2020

cop hour

3-4am; The hour in which police officers are on the highest alert for criminal activity.

Random Hippie "Hey man be careful, it's cop hour, the pigs are really out for blood tonight!"
Random Plug "Yeah, there's one parked by the bank right now with his lights off, watch out."

by loud_ April 27, 2017

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 06, 2023

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

brew room cop

An older coworker, normally a bit of a hipster, tries to define rules for conversation and behaviour in the brew room.
Also known to drag out work tasks, in order to remind people they are important.

His such a “brew room cop” we can’t even have a laugh if his in the room.

by Sidchrome November 13, 2023