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Oh really? You are? Nice. NOW GET READY TO BECOME ADDICTED TO IT.
"Hey Charlotte, Are you on urban dictionary?"
"Yeah. You?"
"I am new to urban dictionary"
"ARE YOU AN INFANT? WERE YOU JUST BORN? IF NO, THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING TILL NOW?"
"I was wasting my life..."
by Cierra Allison March 5, 2022
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.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Exprezz That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Am Free Finally (02/03/2025)
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian February 2, 2025
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The person saying this is typically muted and probably for a good/bad reason, this is why they are not saying Good Job! or Welcome! If they are saying this, they are probably using a command to say this and want to be unmuted.
I am currently muted at this time! -sillycat :3 2025
by fennixf3nnix August 31, 2025
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I am awesome

Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com
by White Privileged January 7, 2019
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