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Getting Harley'd

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."
by urbanmedley July 31, 2022
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Matthew Harley

by ThatSmartKidNoonelikes December 3, 2022
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Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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De-Harem Syndrome

A term for women who have possessive tendencies towards men they are no longer involved with, sexually and or, romantically. De-Harem syndrome is when a woman feels some kind of way when another woman flirts, dates, or hooks up with their previous man-thing. The syndrome is all-inclusive to a multitude of different complex emotions. Still, the syndrome mainly stems from an unhealthy ego and inability to let go of previous men. De-Harem syndrome is quite common and can be harmless when recognized and managed. All a woman who has De-Harem syndrome has to do is self-recognize that they can't control the entire male population in their dms, can't get upset and possessive over men she is not with, and finally, needs to let go of those men to form a healthy friendship, or maintain a wonderful memory of something that once was. If a woman fails to self-recognize she has De-Harem syndrome, the woman will most likely continue to hoard men, and show possessiveness. At this point, cutting contact with this woman is the best move.
"Oh she's got De-Harem Syndrome. Hope she gets better lmfao"
by Wreniji January 26, 2024
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The Harley DavidSin

When you fuck a girl with pigtails, from the back, and pull her hair back and pull up on her pigtails with your hands to mimic the shape of the Harley Davidson handlebars. She will also queef violently which is where the name comes from, because it sounds like the rev of a mean Harley.
"Bro last night i gave my girl The Harley DavidSin and the cops came for a noise complaint"
"damn yall fucked too loud?"
"Nah they thought she was a motorcycle"
by HungLikeAnEmoKid April 1, 2024
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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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The Harley Davidson

While your girlfriend is giving you head you grab a handful of her hair on both sides of her head, kick your legs up in the air, and crank on the throttle
Sophia was giving me head earlier and really getting into it so I had to hold on for dear life (and nut) and ended up giving her the Harley Davidson
by George Beast August 2, 2025
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