Honey in the Hole

It's the lady or man friend that you keep in the batting line up as a potential future option.

This is that special someone, who you don't really find all that special. They dote on you--it feels great--and you allow them to tag along in your social sphere as a cushion to your ego, and/or potential booty call.

Caution! If you do call on the booty, know that you compromise the bond between you and your Honey in the Hole. The only way it lasts is if your HITH thinks that there is a chance for a relationship. Hurt them, and you will lose the ego cushion and be forced to recon with the world on your own terms.

A: So are you hittin' that Samantha chick or what?

B: No dog. She totally wants to, but I'm holding on to her for a rainy day. She's my Honey in the Hole.

A: That's selfish.

B: Blow me

by The White Flash January 2, 2012

honeybadger fuck

Extreme apathy

"I don't give a honeybadger fuck about your kid's soccer game."

by SavageLettuce January 15, 2012

HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@

A Honey badger who does not give one fuck to anything. For he is a fearless motherfucker. No problems exist with this motherfucker, for a WHIP OF HIS DICK, BLAM!@ will solve all problems and questions. The sound of the Honey Badger's Dick Whipping across any surface will strike a distinct sound described as a 'BLAM!@', the sound of terror, the sound of fear, the sound that can only be created by the swinging dick of the Honey Badger.

I have a problem.. How can I fix this?

"HONEY BADGER WHIPS DICK, BLAM!@"

...problem solved.

by the badger killer December 12, 2012

Honeycomb

My wife's sweet, tight, juicy, warm, and wet pussy.

Babe, am I gonna have some of your "Honeycomb" tonight for dessert?

by BBWlover January 13, 2014

Honey

“Honey” is something that you call someone who is pissing you off to indicate that shit’s about to go down.

Aggravated person: “Honey, you wanna go?!”

by You can’t see me September 23, 2018

Honey

A sticky substance that bees make with cross pollination.

Bees fuck the flowers till they cum

Jeff: dude what are you eating

Tom: honey, why?
Jeff: that’s like a flower and bees kid

by Pattons_kiddo November 17, 2018

Honey

Usually a term of endearment made to a loved one. Overuse of this word usually means that you're a desperate e-boy and you spend all your paycheck on virtual gifts for a girl who's insecure.

E-boy: Hey honey, wanna go to sleep in our discord call?
E-girl: yes
E-boy: okay honey, I'll call you on discord so we can sleep. Maybe one day we'll meet in person honey, oh I love you.

by Saladeaterpp October 22, 2019