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free dumping

defecation without regulation; pooping where you please, going back to your roots as a mammal and rejuvenating your primal pooping instincts. where a 'square' dumper sees a toilet, a free dumper sees a vast floor of possibilities, 4 walls that are his canvas, and a white toilet that might look better brown, ripe for a fresh steaming pile of joe.
i started free dumping circa 2005. no one tells me where to poop. NO ONE!
by j mfin b frm deer park November 17, 2011
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p-free

to be p-free is to be free of anyone named 'peter.'
are you enjoying the party? yes? well it is probably because it is p-free.
by p-free January 17, 2005
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free zone

Anti-discrimination program in colleges like Purdue.
Gay fagt0r, you are an ethnic, bizniatch with no legs and free-zone violations. >:O>:O>:O
by Sventon January 22, 2004
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Free Willy, the

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.
When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!
by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003
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free spirit

An individual, typically female, who frequently engages in meaningless and uninhibited sex; often with many different partners.
That hippie chick says that she's a "free spirit," but I think she's just a slut.
by MosH8ed December 30, 2006
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free taos!

a popular bumper sticker for snowboarders in New Mexico. Taos does not allow snowboarders, only faggot skiiers, thereby hogging one of the greatest mountains of all time.
free taos!!!

VIVA NEW MEXICO!!!
by milkshake January 20, 2005
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free cake

1. a gift from god, or someone having a birthday
2. a game reaction with 2 ppl, first one to yell the prashe gets a point, this game can go on for days, weeks, or months, and upon surrender, the loser must present the winner with a cake and admit defeat in public
3. an exclamatory word or expletive in said game
"free cake! oh man, im beatin u 32 to 15"
by free cake June 10, 2007
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