fake friends

people who make you feel like you are unwanted. fake friends don’t invite you places, call you names, act like you don’t exist, try and control your actions, try and control your feelings, and most importantly don’t care about your feelings. fake friends will act like they are your “friend” for a little and they will most likely suck up to you, then all of a sudden they will completely stab you in the back and betray you.

when i was a freshman in high school i had so many fake friends, they would act like one person but really was another inside.

by ellie327 November 8, 2018

Fake Shit

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

by Reconify July 1, 2019

Fake love

-fakeu love
-fakeu cake
-fakeu friends

"i'm so sorry but it's fake love, fake cake—"

by Goddamn pseudonym May 31, 2020

fake eurofan

Dotter will win Esc 2021. If you didn’t like bulletproof you are not a eurofan.

Did you like bulletproof? Of course the winner of Esc 2020 I am not a fake eurofan

by Dotter should have won January 5, 2021

Magotolds fake

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.

Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?

by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021

fake

plastic

Lindsay Lohan: Geez Paris is so fake
Nicky Hilton: takin a look at yourself lately?
Paris Hilton: guys stop fighting over me im not fake im plastic

Lindsay Lohan: =='

by Hatesparis June 16, 2009

Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009