Edward

Similar to squidward but just the evil counterpart. Edwards enjoy short walks on the beach and licking slices of ham. Edward is vegan and will always stick to his vegan history. Sometimes Edward can be scared but in reality the scary things are scared of Edward. If you are an Edward. You are a solid champ. HURRAH!
Oh gosh is that an Edward? There goes the Edward. Be friends with Edward”
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1. Either a very nice, kind person who has compassion for his friends.

2. A Pedophile
1. Dude my friend Edward is so nice you should meet him sometime, I could introduce you two!

2. Don’t go in that closet
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An Edward will appear in your life when you least expect it. They may feel uncomfortable to be around but that is because they are shy. Edwards have a beautiful smile and warming eyes...The more you get to know them, the more caring they will become. Edward’s are very similar to Johnny’s.
Edward is different, I love that!
Edward seems shy.
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Edward is a person that appears to be black but he is actually painted, edward is a good friend but he tends to be a little fruity at times. Edward is a little smart and very handsome.
Edward is sleeping next to me
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An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 30, 2021
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An Edward is everyone's type. He's handsome, strong, funny, sexy and very occasionally sensitive... Like.. once a year. If an Edward crosses your path and you're so fortunate as to keep him, you can be certain that you are a bad ass. Edwards don't settle on average. They don't have to and they know it so if you've landed yourself an Edward hold on with both hands and make sure he knows he made the right choice. An Edward is a gift.
Is.. is that, is Edward looking at me? It's impossible, no Edward has ever. I'd do anything for an Edward to notice me.
by RebelHunter -because I said so January 30, 2021
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Edward is my friend
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