Duck Story

A song about ducks. The first one is the best.

Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?

Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023

Duck Fuckers

Pornhub for ducks.

Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!

Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)

Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)

*Later*

Duck 2: So no plans tonight?

Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)

Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)

Duck 1: *shoots himself*

by bL0BbY BiTcH January 27, 2019

He-Duck

A person who thinks they are strong, but they secretly know they are not. However they still want recognition for their accomplishment that required little to no effort.

Kid: Hey Dad, I just lifted a bunch of small branched into the back of the truck.

Dad: Wow! You're a he-duck!

by E Magic July 10, 2012

duck status

The act of avoiding someone because you would rather have the head of your dick pierced than to talk to this person.

Damn, Lisa has been giving me the duck status all week.

by Jashstar April 26, 2006

Dumpster duck

A dumpster duck is when a person looks trashy and is being stupid, like Karen.

“Ugh, Karen is suck a dumpster duck”

by Vicsters October 24, 2019

gay duck

ooooo...oooo
*nuts and dies*

Yesterday i commited gay duck

by Duckyyyyyyyy December 14, 2021

duck toe

To profanely gesture with ones middle toe. Generally thought to be more offensive than the same gesture with the middle finger.

I was angry enough to remove my sock and give her the duck toe!

by Duck toe March 16, 2019