Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person”

Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!

by Splaird June 22, 2025

Oppositional defiance disorder

When someone is constantly defying anyone who doesn't agree with them

Every time someone confronts or opposes my friend lisas view she automatically go into her oppositional defiance disorder mode

by Manuel59manuel July 22, 2021

sexual dissociative identity disorder

Sexual disassociated identity disorder is when someone sexual personality chooses to have sexual relations with person place
Or thing

This also relates to sexual abuse

Ricky suffered from sexual dissociative identity disorder.

by rafael e Reyes January 11, 2019

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder)

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

by PattonM47 November 22, 2021

S.L.O.W. Disorder

you nigga

you are slow for not knowing what the word the word SLOW means.

"Bruh what?"
"Nigga you got S.L.O.W. Disorder?"
"What's that?"
"It means slow nigga, you're slow."

by jcmalone February 12, 2021

auto-immune disorder

An serious illness characterized by the inability to resist the allure of motor vehicles, whether it's buying more cars than you need, needlessly driving/riding in them for extended periods of time, tinkering/upgrading them unnecessarily, etc.

Tim The Tool-man couldn't resist driving his wife's antique Austin-Healey sports car even though she'd expressly forbidden him to touch it. He admits that he has auto-immune disorder --- he's thinking of checking into the Henry Ford Clinic. :P

by QuacksO July 19, 2018

Alt Disorder

Somebody who has Alt Disorder most likely will create lots of alts for websites. An example of a website would be Imgflip. It can be shortened to ATD if you will.

Person #1: I heard somebody has ATD.
Person #2: Oh no! I hope that somebody with Alt Disorder can stop their alt making sometime soon!

by Jtohisgoodimo August 20, 2022