Diaper Sag

When you got a well rounded sag going on and some of your boxers start getting hitched up and fluff out over your pant line. Soon your shirt unknowingly is caught above this fluff of Fruit of the Loom and before you know it you got yourself a Grade A Premium Diaper Sag.

Dude, i used to think that kid was fucking legit sporting that natural sag all day every day. That was until i saw him DIAPER SAGGING all the way to class today. Doesn't he know a natty sag should be accompanied by boxer briefs? All he's gonna get with that is some nasty slam hogs. DEEEEEGEEEENENNNNNNNN

by E-dogg Doremus April 10, 2008

Diaperage

The contents of a diaper.

Encountering an undesirable person, place or situation comparable to the contents of a diaper.

In a sentence:

"Look at this fat sack of diaperage!"

"There's too much diaperage in this town."

"I can't take anymore of this diaperage!"

by Ianarchy March 4, 2009

diaper job

Jobs where you need to wear a diaper like cashier, bus driver or waiter. Otherwise you pee yourself because you can't leave or boss gets mad.

Kim: Why don't you go get a job as a cashier?
Liz: No way, that's a diaper job.

by emPEE-52 August 30, 2011

parked on a diaper

The state of being stupid

"Those idiots are really parked on a diaper!"

by Mordred March 17, 2005

Dipped

When in the toddler years, an infant is picked up by the heels and "dipped" into a bucket topped to the brim with orange juice and hot sauce, no name brand shit, causing the infant to become hot.

The only reason carries boyfriend is hot is because he's dipped.

by Rickyjcar December 22, 2013

Diaper Fart

When you wear a diaper, fart, then your head abruptly explodes

Man 1: Dude, did you hear what happened?
Man 2: No what?
Man 1: Steve died!
Man 2: No way!!! What happened?
Man 1: He had a Diaper Fart.
Man 2: I knew that freak was into diapers.

by DiaperDickyShit March 31, 2012

diaperdandy

A person who craps themselves while using the copy machine.

Those reports will have to wait because that diaperdandy is in then office.

by Mr. Softskull December 17, 2004