Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.

Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.

by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022

disorder

A health issue which insurance has to pay for. If it's not a disorder, they don't care.

I was diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder, now my insurance pays for all of my therapy!

by Casabear January 24, 2023

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder

Ohioan Gyattism Disorder (OGD) is a disorder affecting the muscles in the lower back, thigh and in severe cases, the head and neck. The first recorded case was in 1962 in Akron, Ohio affecting a 15-year-old boy "Mat Smith"
Symptoms include:

Pain and discomfort in the lower back, thigh, "behind" and neck.
As the disorder progresses it results in extreme back pain causing the patient to arch their back - thus promoting the progression of "Scoliosis"

At the end of its progression, the disorder causes the "Behind" of the patient to be inflamed, the inflammation can increase the behind's thickness to increase by 3-5 cm.

Person 1: Hey what happened to Mat?
Person 2: You didn't hear? He has OGD.
Person 1: Oh my god, my grandfather has Ohioan Gyattism Disorder!

by WhiteWolf_814519 March 14, 2024

Chalk disorder

Also known as Chalkism

An involuntary action when ignorant or less educated people speak and all you hear is nails on a chalk bored altho not a medical condition yet beliefs that medicinal marijuana will help with the condition

My Chalk disorder is so bad I can’t shop at Walmart

by ownzing you all June 17, 2018

Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.

“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”

by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022

multiple sexuality disorder

Problems controling their impulses because they are experiencing a multiple sexuality disorder or suffering from multiple sexuality character personalities
Causing sexual abuse

Rain suffered from multiple sexuality disorder

by rafael e Reyes February 8, 2019

Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED)

A subset of PTSD that directly affects former employees of ID.me.

Symptoms Include:

-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior

Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.

by PalindromeHannaH May 2, 2023