Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blow job while having dip in your mouth.

“Hey Bob, do you want me to give you a sloppy Dallas to cheer you up?”

“No dude, that’s gay”

by SvendBent October 15, 2020

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Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a Blowjob with a Mouth full of Dip.

"Hey wanna come over and give me a Sloppy Dallas!"

by Yerachi October 15, 2020

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She’s a bitch, arrogant, rude, and maybe just a little plain old stupid. Dallas’s love to act all innocent as if they don’t ever do anything wrong to anybody, but in reality she is the biggest threat to your mental and physical wellbeing. Her eyes and slightly elegant style draw you in and by the time you realize she isn’t even worth your time or attention it’s already too late. She’s taken your soul and your happiness to utilize on herself only. And when she isn’t interested in your attention, she’ll cheat, lie, party, start playing games with you, or just straight up start abusing you when she doesn’t have her upmost desires met. She really isn’t as nice of a person as you’re going to be led to believe. It’s heartbreak in its purest most potent form. Avoid these chicks named Dallas if you want to keep your personal sanity.

Dallas is a rude overly arrogant and selfish piece of trash who spends 6 hours a day on makeup and hair routines that don’t fix a damn bit of that ugly problem.

by Nyhillbilly420 January 8, 2024

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